Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 12, 2013
May 11, 2013
May 13, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire Rip: Mom left me to run off on yet another top secret job. If I wan't in, I was out. Steve: Where'd you go after your mother abandoned you? I bounced around all over for a while - Rip: There's the little red haired girl... reminds me of Grenada... woof! That was a bloodbath. Gahh! Could my life be more mind-numbingly boring now? Well, last Sunday was fun... Girl: Do you see him? Girl: Yes, he's in the backyard! Ripnuts Girl: I'll get the Uzis! Girl: He's gone. Girl: Gone? Impossible, you blockhead! He's on to our plan to destroy the world. Girl: Oh, why couldn't he just play baseball like that round-headed kid? Girl: I'll get the Uzis! Girl: Are you cooking something in the microwave? Ba-boom! Rip: Haywire one. Evil zero. Sigh. I long for the good old days... Rip Haywire the soldier of fortune. Adventure is the only game he plays! TNT the lovable sidekick Cobra the gal lives and loves for danger!
avarner over 11 years ago
Now, that was funny…
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
Brilliant!
johnrussco over 11 years ago
This is way too cool, hey Dan, thanks man!
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Shouldn’t that be an Earth Shattering Ka-Boom!?
braindead Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ripnuts? Sounds painful.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 11 years ago
The bottom panel looks like a steal from the old “CLUTCH CARGO” cartoons.
tduffy over 11 years ago
So that’s why Patty and Voilet stopped showing up.
flintcrow over 11 years ago
I always hated Violet.
nj23nut over 11 years ago
That was awesome!! Keep the awesome strips coming, Dan!!
aerilim over 11 years ago
Amazing, these girls had a microwave back in the fifties….
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Rip Haywire as a Peanut? I LOVE it!