Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2013
July 12, 2013
July 14, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: You! Ka-barge! Breezy: Me? Cobra: Yes, you! You think I'm going to let you steal my Rip? Prepare to defend yourself! Breezy: (Sniffle!) Bawl! Cobra: Aw, c'mon, kid, you're making it really tough for me to hit you! Breezy: I - I need a hug.
Rod Gonzalez over 11 years ago
Well, this is anti-climatic.
The Nihilist over 11 years ago
Or perhaps, hug then splat….
gimmickgenius over 11 years ago
“Ka-Barge!” Perfect.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Breezy is using the counter-intuitive approach, to get Cobra too close to do real damage.
Fly On The Wall over 11 years ago
A red head with short-shorts….“SCHUWING!!!!!!”
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
Her top is almost the perfect inverse colour of her hair. I love it when redheads wear that colour.Or any other colour for that matter.I just love redheads …
asklud over 11 years ago
I’ve mentioned before how I consider Breezy the “Anti-Cobra”; today is such a perfect example of it…
PMark over 11 years ago
Cobra has met her match.
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
I had a redhaired girlfriend in the 80s, a statuesque beauty named Shannon, who not only coordinated her clothes around her hair, but insisted that the clothes I wore when we went out not clash with her hair either. I usually did whatever she asked. I suspect a lot of men would.
epiphoney over 11 years ago
Now we know Breezy isn’t Cobra in disguise.
BenderSastre over 11 years ago
I’m not Rip, but were I to see Breezy crying, my reaction would be to put the hurt on the cause of the crying.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
It’s the ol’ Crybaby Maneuver!Works every time…
lecrenb over 11 years ago
I think she’s just getting inside her swing…
PMark over 11 years ago
This just isn’t Cobra’s day.
mntim over 11 years ago
You know what this means? HUGPOUNCEZ on Monday!
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
I think Breezy has something she needs to confess. I would say “get off her chest” but that would only provoke the pervs.
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
Purple was acceptable. So was black, of course. And violet, though I never owned anything violet.
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
By the way: WHERE’S OUR SUNDAY STRIP? I need my Haywire fix! I have 10 hours of work ahead of me today!
Phatts over 11 years ago
I want a wet T-shirt contest, ya silly!!(garrr I hate having to explain the jokes!)
LordDogmore over 11 years ago
Okay, here’s a thought, and MAYBE I’m over thinking things a bit much but here goes.What if Breezey is after the treasure, and the only way to get it is to have Rip as her man slave?Then she would need to get Cobra out of the way, right?Either that or she’s secretly working for S.K.U.L.L. aka Evil Grammy, aka Rip’s mom?