Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2014

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Rip Haywire: Listen up, goons, I'm the new sheriff, and if I don't get some answers, these walls are going to have a lot more face-shaped holes! You, with the grin, tell me where the highwayman's hideout is... Or your mustache is going to be hauled in for questioning without you! Man: How 'bout you'll me what my first feel like! Rip Haywire: It feels like a fish sandwich that fell behind the fry machine at Arby's! Man: Sheriff Haywire thought you might enjoy some wild wings while you wait! TNT: He's thoughtful like that. Spur: Son, you better hope you didn't forgot the bleu cheese!