Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2014
March 03, 2014
March 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Listen up, goons, I'm the new sheriff, and if I don't get some answers, these walls are going to have a lot more face-shaped holes! You, with the grin, tell me where the highwayman's hideout is... Or your mustache is going to be hauled in for questioning without you! Man: How 'bout you'll me what my first feel like! Rip Haywire: It feels like a fish sandwich that fell behind the fry machine at Arby's! Man: Sheriff Haywire thought you might enjoy some wild wings while you wait! TNT: He's thoughtful like that. Spur: Son, you better hope you didn't forgot the bleu cheese!
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
Forget Judge Dredd – -
RIP HAYWIRE IS THE LAW!
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
Adds a whole new meaning to the line “I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s”.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Again with the moustache threats. Rip seems to have developed a keen dislike of facial hair.
mntim over 10 years ago
More face-shaped holes?
tototu over 10 years ago
Delivery boy is sans mustache, I see…
Fuddy Duddy over 10 years ago
Looks like the dining area is going to be closed for repairs for a while. Also the cashier counter. Maybe the parking lot, too.
Phatts over 10 years ago
I don’t know why I LOL’d so much at the bleu cheese crack!
lecrenb over 10 years ago
I know I’m heading to Wild Wing for a dozen BBQ-d with Blue Cheese for lunch…
Looks like Goon #1’s mustache stayed behind…