Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2014
March 13, 2014
March 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Highwayman, the bridge ahead is more broken than your fashion sense! The train won't make it across! Highwayman: Then you better worry about your Girlfriends! They're riding on this train, too, along with your boss' gold! Rip Haywire: Yeah, I switched freight cars on you. These cars are as empty as your gun hand. Highwayman: Ah, but my knife is full! Rip Haywire: Gah! I never check the knife hand! Highwayman: End of the line for you, boy! Rip Haywire: Whoaa! I finally tracked you down, Highwayman! Yes! I really need to work on my kill lines.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
If you don’t see the body, he ain’t dead.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
I hear that train a-comin’It’s fallin’ off the cliffAnd if that highwayman ain’t deadThen I’ll be pretty miffed.(sorry, it’s early. And apologies to Johnny Cash, too)
cdward over 10 years ago
Until I hear Ka-Boom!, it ain’t over.
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
Rip switched cars and the Highwayman didn’t notice?
quartermain over 10 years ago
The Highway Man should have stuck to the highway!
Ken in Ohio over 10 years ago
Gee, what happened to the poor guy who was operating the locomotive? For that matter, what happened to the locomotive?
lecrenb over 10 years ago
My train of thought is still boarding at the station…
And next, will Cobra try for Spur’s gold?
ComicsBinger Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yesterday I was thinking how I still enjoyed that ka-whatever running gag. I really like it today KA-BRIDGE!
quartermain over 10 years ago
“The Highwayman came riding—came riding—riding—The Highwayman came riding up to the old Inn-door.” (Alfred Noyes)
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Could one describe the Highwayman’s presumed demise as a case of — tie-die?