Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 03, 2014

Wait a minute…Funyuns don’t come in Cool Ranch.

Of course there’s more. There’s beer and football and wings and… that’s all I can think of because the only one I enjoy is beer.

You can watch action movies as loudly as you want; the remote is in its rightful place – in your hands; the TV doesn’t even know what WeTV, OWN or Lifetime is; you don’t have to pretend to enjoy the celery that comes with your order of wings…so much more to enjoy.

Check out those cool bloomers … Rip is truly the man. I hope that when Breezy gets back he will have a I missed you kiss for her and being all alone and all maybe the romance will commence … and about that time Miss Carson shows up.

One of the great things about being a man, Rip, is enjoying the company of a good woman. Nudge, nudge, grin, grin, saynomore, saynomore.

If Rip gets up he needs to remember to drag his knuckles on the floor; that and belch every so often for no apparent reason.

Just the little things that make life worth living.

There should also be a Ka-Pick going on with his other hand…

lol

Well, this finally solves one of the great mysteries of life……Rip Haywire… Boxers or Briefs?