Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 14, 2014
October 13, 2014
October 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: What's the idea sniffin' around my safehouse during the wee hours, Punk? Charlie Little: I'm Carlie Little from down the street... my wife warned me not to do this neighborhood watch! Neighborhood watch? Frank Finkle: That's right, Haybarn... and you're assaulting one of my officers. Rip Haywire: Finkle? Listen, it's not assault unless teeth are missing. Charlie Little: Well, actually... Rip Haywire: I could make it assault, Chuck. Charlie Little: It's not assault, Frank... we're cool.
YOUR neighborhood watch officer Finkle? Between all the fines, and his “officers” prowling around, I have a feeling old man Finkle runs the neighborhood like Breezy’s uncle runs his town.