Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 15, 2014
Transcript:
Frank Finkle: Our burb has had a rash of break-ins recently, so formed this watch... You can call me commander Finkle... and get back to your home and let the men do their jobs, citizen. Rip Haywire: I'll join your neighborhood watch, Finkle. Frank Finkle: It's commander Finkle, and I said men. Man: Commander Finkle, I need to go home for a potty break.
Oh you know this Finkle guy is gonna get a dose of Haywire justice!