Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 15, 2015
January 14, 2015
January 16, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Listen, Sheriff. An old man is being held hostage in that Mill! He's an annoying guy, but still! And sure, he's being held by the wife of a villain who beat the tar out of you and imprisoned you for weeks... and who probably holds a grudge against you since her husband ended up dead. Live it up, man. This is as good as it gets! Rodeo Jones: Rip, I'm having a rare moment of self-clarity: I think you're a better fit for this job.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Rodeo, punch now, ponder later.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I don’t think Jones is his real last name. I think he changed it from Clown.
ericbrower almost 10 years ago
Don’t worry about Rodeo and Fynkul. After Rip saves the day (again) and the danger is averted, they’ll go right back to being the insufferable asses they were before.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Rip, you give the best KA-Pep talks.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
…and let’s not forget that he was KA-Smooching another woman while in possession of $100 Million in stolen money. But Rip should take this opportunity to become Sheriff again. …Unless the people feel Rodeo should at least stay on as a Deputy Dipstick.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Self-clarity…or self-preservation?