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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: What a rough day. I am getting nowhere in the love department with Breezy. Don Juan: Perhaps I can be of assistance. I am Don Juan Haywire... your grandfather. Rip Haywire: The legendary mercenary and lover? I thought you died in a tragic flame-throwing hang glider accident in 1988! Don Juan: I didn't die! I was just busy, and your Dad tells crazy stories. But now that I'm retired, I thought we could catch up. Rip Haywire: Do you know how many awesome flame-throwing hang glider fights I passed up because of you? You owe me!
Chithing over 9 years ago
And the clan gets a wee bit bigger. Hurrah for grandfather Haywire!
cdward over 9 years ago
I don’t often Get into fights, but when I do, it’s a flame-throwing, hang glider fight.
mntim over 9 years ago
francisrossi over 9 years ago
Can’t noodle incident a flame-throwing hang glider fight. It must be drawn.
Joseph.B.Prawer over 9 years ago
How much did he drink?
Larry Zambrano Premium Member over 9 years ago
Now I believe that Rip is dreaming.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 9 years ago
This would make a bit more sense if he made a mention at being in an alternate universe – and not his actual own. Like his grandfather could easily have died in his own universe, but not in this one.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
He is…the most interesting grandfather in the world.
mabrndt Premium Member over 9 years ago
Well, he has more chest-hair than Rip, and a much bigger, um, nose; personally, I don’t see much of a resemblance.