Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2015
October 19, 2015
October 21, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Molly was supposed to go to the big island to pick up a lamp the very morning we found her clinging to life. Woman: So Bed, Bath, and Beyond did it? Breezy: Sheriff, someone disguised as Molly picked up the lamp... Rip Haywire: You need to look into this! Woman: Give it up, Haywire! Your grandpappy is guilty of murder! Rip Haywire: I'll give up right after I accept that "The Simpsons" will end. So, never!
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
Doh!
SkyFisher about 9 years ago
Rip and Breezy sure do change their shirts a lot, lately.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 9 years ago
Don’t have a Ka-Cow man!
StoicLion1973 about 9 years ago
First rule of being an amateur detective: the police don’t follow leads, even if they are good leads. See: “Identity Thief”. Actually, don’t do that.
Wichita10 about 9 years ago
“The Simpsons” is still running?, Ka-huh!
warjoski Premium Member about 9 years ago
The sheriff has dark hair. And a similar skin tone to Molly’s. Mayhaps she wants this dropped for another reason than incompetence.
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Ay, Caramba!
NWdryad about 9 years ago
johnrussco about 9 years ago
one must admit the story is not so bad.