Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Sorry. My first love will always be danger. Woman: Danger?! I can't think of anything more dangerous than marriage and a family. Rip Haywire: What 'bout explosions? Woman: This fine girl is a redhead. You haven't lived until one of them has exploded in anger. Rip Haywire: And fightin' what about fighting'!? Woman: Some of the greatest fights you'll ever have will be with your spouse! Rip Haywire: I'd be a natural at this marriage stuff!
dimndno over 8 years ago
I think I saw something like this in Wizard of Oz.
dimndno over 8 years ago
Marriage is a fine institution. But then you have to want to be in an institution.
Kali39 over 8 years ago
Yeah, but those fights won’t involve napalm, Rip…
richardmosa over 8 years ago
“Put that salad fork down and let’s talk about this”
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
I guess the way to some mens’ hearts is through their RPG.
williamferry over 8 years ago
Feudin’, A-Fussin’ and A-Fightin’ – sometimes it gets to be excitin’!
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think this storyline has great potential…
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
I was going to say something about making my beautiful redheaded wife explode in a good way but this is a family comic.
StoicLion1973 over 8 years ago
While I am Team Breezy, I see Rip compromise who he is – who Breezy fell in love with – but nothing from her.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Uh-oh. Blind optimism…that’s how it starts!
B LeCren over 8 years ago
What she says about redheads is amazingly accurate… beware of flying frying pans!
AtypicalReader over 8 years ago
The counselor has finally realized how to get through to Rip.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
And SkyFisher has won today’s Dragoncat Award for Best LOL!
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Now I know what to get them!…Hello, Home Shopping Network? I’d like to place an order for the “Frying Pan of This Is Gonna Hurt!” It is stainless steel, right?
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
Breezy will never give you the danger and intrigue that Cobra would.
Lomax9er7 over 8 years ago
As seen on a poster in the restroom of a wedding chapel: “Love is blind, marriage is a real eye opener.”