Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2016
Transcript:
Man: We're preparing to erase all traces of the easy breeze air transport company, Sir. Voice: Excellent. The pirate queen of these islands, Cobra Carson, helped us locate the owner... Voice 2: That spicy minx! Return to Verboom with her. Man: Torch the place, boys. Cobra Carson: Well, on the bright side, you did get your company back from me. Breezy: Mfft-mfft!
Inside every dark cloud, there’s a …er…sparkly fire-ish center.