Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2016

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Man: C'mon Sheriff. I told you why the Highwayman kidnapped Flapjack! Now at least get me a Fresca! Rip Haywire: You'll get an RC Cola and you'll like it, Bub! Cobra Carson: The Highwayman? I thought Waylon died! Did they make him a hologram? Rip Haywire: He's just another bad guy. One I'm trying to schedule a meeting with! Man: Hey, Lawman! The Highwayman said yes to meeting you but no to picking up the tab at Olive Garden. Rip Haywire: Fine, I'll pay, but he can only order salad and breadsticks. No wine! Man: The Highwayman will meet you and he'll bring the man you're looking for with him. 5 miles north of starlight is an old abandoned farm... 2 hours. Rip Haywire: Good, that'll give me time to catch up on "White Collar" on Netflix. Man: You're funny... the Highwayman likes funny men. Cobra Carson: That was creepy, Rip. Rip Haywire: Really? I've always wanted a nemesis who could appreciate my sense of humor. Cobra Carson: You aren't going out to meet this new villain alone, are you? Rip Haywire: Cobra, do you even know me at all?