Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 23, 2016
August 22, 2016
August 24, 2016
Transcript:
R.J: Dad, help me with the bow tie on my tux? Rip Haywire: Sure thing, R.J R.J: These things aren't very comfortable Rip Haywire: Neither is a lower Ari-boo-boo but I spent a week in one once. R.J: Maybe I'll be forced to take it off. Any chance we'll get lucky and goons will attack your wedding? Rip Haywire: If things go south, I give you permission to throttle goons with it.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Thank goodness it’s not a clip-on. It’s hard to throttle someone with a clip-on.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Is there any greater shame for a goon than to be garroted by a bow tie?
tad1 over 8 years ago
To some people, marriage is like a prison.
gcarlson over 8 years ago
I prefer wraparounds because clip-ons require buttoning the top button.