Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2017

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    PreVizsla  over 7 years ago

    Indeed.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    Chicken gags anyone? I’m fresh out.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Step over here, Rip. I’ll gag you.

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    warjoski Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “Which came first? The Chicken or the Fist? Let’s find out buddy.”

    “Ka-Cluck!”

    “Why did the Chicken cross the road? So he could punch you in the face!”

    “Have some Chicken Cordon Black an’ Blue!”

    “The first of the eleven herbs and spices is Justice. The second one is my fist.”

    Rip’s right. This is tough

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    Wichita1.0  over 7 years ago

    Ka-chicken!!!

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    dja1701  over 7 years ago

    The government issued a gag order prohibiting the discussion of gags. The media had a ball with it.

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    gooddavid  over 7 years ago

    That fight got spicy, they assaulted the chicken and then peppered him with gunfire.

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    tad1  over 7 years ago

    Man, just when Rip was about to crack those bad eggs. Still, it might not have done any good, as they seemed to be dumb clucks who have rocks in their heads. Plymouth Rocks, that is.

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    @Bruno – yes, if you’ve been banned, even though you’re allowed to enter comments, nobody else can view them. Anyone can view your most recent comments on your Profile page. (See mine, if you want to contact.)

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    Dragoncat  over 7 years ago

    KA-YIKES!!! Rip almost got seasoned, and not with any herbs or spices.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 7 years ago

    Aw come on Rip! This one is easy! They flew the coop and now feathers are going to fly!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago

    If you want Bruno restored, send a polite message to moderator@gocomics.com asking for him to be restored. His profile ishttp://www.gocomics.com/profile/2432948

    GC seems to be struggling with issues. They responded well to requests to restore Susan Sunshine, LeadingEdge and X_Tech, so a polite reach-out to them should work.

    I am assuming that Bruno has not been making personal attacks on other posters (none are evident on the profile page), which will get you the boot.

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