Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 27, 2019

Reality check.

If Jenkins had dated Breezy you know that Cobra would have made a play for him too, just out of spite.

It’s no use Rip. She’s got another new boyfriend now. In fact, it’s boyfriends!

Let’s face it, Jenkins. With you he doesn’t have to stoop very much.

He didn’t have to think about it!

Ka-I may not be the sharpest tool in the drawer, but, I’m not that dumb. Ka-see you later, Jenkins, enjoy the pizza.

“You just are like I am in a lot of ways.”

He is not as dumb as I thought he was

As pretty as Breezy is, once she ran off with Jenkins that quick, I’m not sure I’d want her back.

Hey Jerkins,WANNA BET?

Stoop to taking advantage, no. KA-Sprint to take advantage, oh hell yes!

Okay, so Rip is making for Starlight to make up with Breezy. This means he’ll be there when the excrement hits the rotary ventilation device.

I’m surprised Rip didn’t make a run for it yesterday, especially after Jenkins referred to himself as a (ahem!) rebound… stud. However, I am impressed Rip kept a straight face during the conversation.

Well, at least now he’s headed to Starlight. Despite her moment of weakness through a very difficult time, I still like Breezy. And (God forgive me!) I can’t help but wonder how Fake Rip (former sheriff Rock) is doing…

Can you imagine Jenkins becoming Rip’s rebound sidekick…?

Onward to Starlight!

ka-stoop