Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2019

KA – LOL!

In that jacket, Rip..? kinda, yeah.

Nah to heavy. How about a 40mm grenade launcher.

KA-AMRAAM Missile or Sidewinder

Remember Pig’s (from Pearls Before Swine) wish, Rip: No more shootings.

Is the shopping trip a one-off joke, or the start of a new round of mayhem? We shall see.

Rip; You need to update your knowledge of today’s tech. With a little help, junior could have that smart watch do so many things you’s love.

I always regretted that my dad never got me a bazooka.

you will shoot your eye out kid

Ya kinda do, Rip, with that yellow coat.

Grenades can make wonderful tree ornaments

All I want for christmas is a big KA-BOOM, a big KA-BOOM, a big KA-BOOM! And if it’s big enough, everyone else will need two front teeth.

Smart watch/bazooka. Potato/potato.

“Do I look like Dick Tracy?” “Actually, Rip… er… yeah, you do.”

RJ should have asked for a Browning Highpower or a Walther PPK 9mm. I’m a fan of the classics.

Rip needs more imagination .

KA-BAZOOKA!

Smartwatches and bazookas both sound like a better present than fruitcake.

Ever noticed that Mr.Thompson makes 5 comic strips?

One that folds up so you can carry it in your back pocket.

Yes, Rip… You do indeed look like Dick Tracy. That’s one of the things I like about you. That, and your taste in gifts.

ka-most excellent

I just snorted coffee with that last panel.