Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 18, 2020

It’s in the Skull profile for Lorna, “Make kissy-face with her.”

How did Haywire not know they were on the 3rd floor?

Yup; that’s Rip Haywire, alright ..

The fools. When will they learn that Goldilocks is never to be trusted.

Uh, author, good chance all glass now is tempered. Thus, no shards or points in it. grin

You can tell stories later, Rip. Right now you need to stop that missile.

Three stories…K-Bounce

Ka-SELF DEFENESTRATION!

ka-oops

Three stories up, no problem, he’ll just make a bigger hole.

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KA-THREE STORIES UP!

If Lorna’s love is a battlefield, she just lost the battle.

Ka-Frying Pan to the Fire!

Still less painful than watching Lorna try to persuade the fink to see things her way.

Snerk! Ha ha ha! Rip gonna fall down and go, KA-BOOM!!

Yeah, that first step out the window can be a real doozy.

Just 30 feet Haywire – No hill for a stepper… :)