Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2020

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    Brian  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Rudy’s got the 1000-yard stare going. “We’re all gonna die, man!”

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    bytebot-gocomics  almost 4 years ago

    Oh my goodness! It looks as if some Merry Pranksters are setting Rip up for some hallucinogenic Venison Chili! Rip, you’ve got a Hard Day’s Night ahead of you! Do your best and be happy in the knowledge that Santa has faith in you even if you are four years old.

    Bonus points: where did I get the above two 1960’s references? The second one should be easy, but the first is more obscure.

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Speed, Suicide Squad, and Xmas put together? Sign me up!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Keanu Reeves called.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Eh? This is all an illusion. So what’s the point? Let it go off. All of em.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If Rip can’t fix this in time, there’ll be a screaming across the sky.

    Try that reference.

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    WoodstockJack  almost 4 years ago

    Look, this time we know for a fact that Brainzo is responsible. Rip should just park his behind in the sleigh and stare resolutely at the bug in Santa’s beard. For five weeks or until Brainzo pops up again and resets the scenario.

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    skyriderwest  almost 4 years ago

    “8 tiny reindeer”? If Rudy is in the lead, who did Santa cut from the herd? Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. Last I counted, that made 9.

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    WaltWenger Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It took me a moment to recognize Jill Biden in the sleigh with Santa.

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    tad1  almost 4 years ago

    KA-BAZOOKA INCIDENT!

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    tad1  almost 4 years ago

    ’Tis the season for explosions!

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    Dragoncat  almost 4 years ago

    My Christmas wish is for Breezy to figure out what the heck is going on and save her hubby.

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    ars731  almost 4 years ago

    “Pop quiz: Santa…”

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