Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 15, 2021

I wonder whether we’ll see the Old Witch of Blood Curdlin’ Mountain again ..

.. and didn’t she put a ‘curse’ on this place, about a year ago — so that those who enter could never return..?

.. or was that just for Blood Curdlin’ Pass..?

He doesn’t follow deaf Mormons wither.

Hallucinate like sensing the virtual Brainzo world as the reality.

…now, that’s pancake loving funny…

It’s nice to see that she agrees with him, the little moron.

Moronic isn’t it!!!

“Him no moron. Him have many wives.” – Congress of Wonders, “The Stoned Ranger”

Rip’s quip took me a moment to appreciate. I thought Dan was just picking on people from Utah the way Philadelphians pick on people from New Jersey.

Ah Rip, a little shared hallucination with a one eyed blonde bombshell – what could go wrong?

KA-MORONS!

Well, Rip can’t say he didn’t warn her.

The Maliozzi Brothers once reported on Car Talk that their staff would sing together in harmony while lightly hitting pieces of fruit with pencils as a percussion accompaniment. They called themselves the Moron Tap-an-Apple Choir.

Well, we’ll see what kind of nonsense will scare her off later on…

Ba-Dom-Bom!! TSHHHHHH!!