Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2021

Haywires work for pancakes!

I can hear the W.C. Fields delivery now.

Completely out of nowhere video of an orphaned baby stoat meeting another orphaned baby stoat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HFSaxIsJCE

This simply pegs the cute-o-meter!

I guess technically he’s a Haywire, but in his soul he’s a moocher.

Sure, Uncle Panama. We’ll gladly pay you on Tuesday for that.

He sounds like a Snake-Oil salesman!!!

KA-TRIFLING SUM!

$25,000 would buy a lot of pancakes.

He says in advance because he’s not sure she’ll survive.

I’m still wondering how much RJ’s bounty is…

Only $25,000? The exact amount of his gambling debt? I figured he would at least add a little extra for spending money.

That’s a lot of ’nanners.

Haywire’s gone haywire