Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 06, 2018

Another startling fact: All women are human, but not all humans are women.

The corollary for men does not stand up well.

oh, those poor Colombians

Are you kidding me !!?? It never gets too hot to make intercourse.

So the tortoise beat the hare, but we cannot deduce that a turtle did.

They can’t talk to each other till sundown?

It’s like looking at the stars. I don’t know I could see that clearly now the snow is gone.

Perhaps some recall watching tv through the snow?

That’s a rather obvious statement about Everest. Being 6 ft. tall, the horizon is 3 miles away. At 40,000 ft., it’s 244 miles.

Depends on the sort of intercourse in question.

Why does Everest have that eye, looking to the left?

ka-turtle

“It’s too darn hot” Yeah. Thank the goddess we moved to a to a place that’s a bit cooler.

So, we’ll never know whether Touche Turtle was also a Tortoise or not.

Now I feel better about Verne calling himself a turtle.

Gives a different meaning to: You are smoking hot tonight!

Would it also be true to say “all Republicans are Pharisees, but not all Pharisees are Republicans”?

The horizon does not only appear farther away, it is farther away.