Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 17, 2018

This Sunday happens to be an odd-numbered day. Is China attacking Taiwan as week speak? (What an awkward tradition going 60 years strong.)

Okay, it has to be said …

The pen is mightier than the sword. So theoritically, nobody can be a Notary.

So if you wait until the 31st, you can have two days in a row of fighting.

All white deer? What the hell did they bury at Seneca, chlorine gas? (you know they did.)

How about a battle of wits?

What is it with Notaries today? Pearls Before Swine has one today too…

But you could have a duel with Nerf Blasters.

So, only pillow fights. Or ice challenges. I want that oath to replace all war treaties, world wide.

Actually, the never fought a duel is even in the oath of many public offices in Kentucky.

An even-day cease fire? That’s odd.

What about dueling banjos?

Oooo-kay…

I’ve seen those white deer when I was delivering laundry for Staubs-Aramark.

The depot is in Romulus New York, south of Geneva.

Define “deadly weapons.”

Wait one, the Seneca nation of native Americans had an army?

thanks – I will copy that and show it to our notary lady in our little ND town of 250- people.

that is one sentence! I would like to see a grammar teacher or someone who knows about ‘diagraming’ sentences to diagram that for me and send it to me at sousaman@bektel.com

It is also the oath you take to be an election officer.