Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 29, 2020

The planes to/from Barra can’t attach pontoons? (Sure would like to know what eringo root is.)

I happen to like Escargot…

Donkey milk is the closest to human milk. It was given to babies who had lost their mothers and no wet nurse was available.

I’m thinking 100 years from now, Ripley’s will mention how we used to be asked to turn off our cell and smartphones before a movie played in the theater.

Now it should be telling people to turn off their stinking cell-phones!

OMG! Now Starbucks will have snail Lattes!!

Good thing Henry VIII did not own a theater chain, eh?

And yet the planes come.

My wife and her mother had season tickets for our community theater. That hat rule should still stand today. Since they were season tickets, everyone had the same seats, and, you guessed it, they had to sit behind a lady who always wore a big hat. They were too polite/meek to address this with the lady, so they just asked to have their seats moved – which they did.

And in the seventies they put up slides asking people with big hair to move to the back of the theater.

I can remember those same theatre comments from the 50’s.

Eringo…bragh?

Probably not a good idea to get drunk and forget about the incoming tide.

I recall seeing an Islamic(?) folklore story where a female deity used ass’ milk as a cosmetic, and the discarded ass’ milk(?) was savored by a mortal.

By golly, that taste treat would have you running for the store – or the bathroom…