Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 13, 2020

Don’t you get bored?

Dang shifty bullet. Too bad he wasn’t hit by a shiftless bullet.

A pizza ‘quatro fromagghi’ is already the max for me. Question is what one tastes of the 154 cheeses applied? Culinary perversity at the top !

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would shed a tear of joy over that pizza!

Josh was thereafter able to tell if it was safe to approach Suzanne Somers.

Josh sure knew how to create a scam that works. What a trail blazer for TV commercials as in seen on TV.

Johnny developed carpal tunnel while using a dull knife to open 154 cheese packages.

Was one of the cheeses made from his belly button and armpit bacteria. Home grown Di Francesco cheese.

Remind me to stay away from Lopburi, Thailand; I can’t stand those monkeys.

i’d still order it with extra cheese

Well, too bad he wasn’t as tech savvy as Tony Stark to keep the bullet from shifting into his heart.

How about a variant on the JSL blessing?

154 varieties of Cheese. Your lower colon will be so confused that you won’t poop for days.

Thigh master AND the Mood ring, huh? What color does it turn when you’re cramping your crotch?

Thailand festival, where you could break a leg slipping in the macaque.

Poor Makinson. Are we blaming his tour of the battlefield for his death, or were he and Missus Makinson doing their own version of “trench skirmish” when the bullet shifted?

on this day in history on September 13th 1988 Hurricane Gilbert becomes the strongest hurricane ever recorded in the Western Hemisphere, based on barometric pressure. Hurricane Wilma will break that record in 2005.

And after consuming one of his pizzas you will emit 154 fragrances into the local atmosphere.

Take care and gesundheit.

If Johnny used one ounce of each cheese that’s a ten pound pizza (including crust).

Since cheese is about 100 calories per ounce that’s 16,000 calories. Cut into eight slices, you get 2,000 calories slices.

And that’s your math, and daily calorie intake, for today.

Great example of too much of a good thing!

I remember reading about the bullet that waited 20 years to kill a soldier on the same battlefield, when I was very young. It wasn’t in a Ripley’s book. It was a book of weird stories. One other one I remember was about a scientist who was trying to measure the weight of the “soul”. He did register a weight loss at the moment of death…

I read recently that the monkeys are starving and attacking the villagers.

How big was the pizza, and how was so many kinds of cheese applied?

John Russell Makinson may have just missed the start of the" “Next One” -WW2.

One invention gets you worked up and the other finds how hot you are…

Just cheese? Uh…no. Not even with that many kinds.