Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 13, 2020

Frog Ventriloquist: “Bud”

Dummy: “Weiser”

Frog Ventriloquist: “Bud”

Dummy: “Weiser”

Audience: “Ribbit Ribbit Cackle Cackle!!!”

A t rex’s breath would largely depend on what he just ate…

A ventriloquist frog? Does that just mean it can croak without moving its lips?

He must be looking for egg whales.

Everybody can dive 1000 feet; coming back to the surface, that’s the hard part.

Ugh! Why would anyone ever want to know what a T-Rex’s breath smelled like?

I bet it smells like dog breath.

I didn’t realize they allowed weed at the Field but then again it is Chicago. Where’s Mrs O’Leary when we need her.

and it was the t-rex’s breath that made the sperm whale dive a mile

For a lot of dinosaurs, a t-rex’s breath was the last thing they ever smelled.

Whale? Ocean? Deep? What’s not to believe?

And every night around closing time, the barrel is full of whine.

Take care, may the kolosheffenjord be with you, and GESUNDHEIT.

I would imagine a T. Rex’s breath would smell like a fully loaded trash train that’s been sitting in 90 + degree heat for 3 days… >_<

Lay off the T-Rex’s breath! He can’t help that he never brushes his teeth, it’s not his fault that his arms are too short to reach his mouth!

Words you don’t want to hear, “Smell that? Smells like T-Rex breath to me.”

Nothing like T-rex breath to make you feel alive…

Mine doesn’t go that deep.

I thought that about the Viet Cong, too.

The Barrel Restaurant was part of the renewal of Germany that got Hitler Time’s ‘Man of the Year’ award.

In 2020 a pre-historic strain of COVID-19 spiked in Chicago.

The only fact I knew here was the Sperm Whale one.

Did the museum re-create how a T. Rex fart may have smelled too.

FIRST Jurassic Park, now Jurassic farts!

Ventriloquists don’t literally throw their voices. They are illusionists.

More likely the mossy frogs are one of several species of animals that produce sounds that are difficult to localize.

Each year millions of stoned Germans make a pilgrimage to bad Durkheim and weep at the wailing barrel…

I’ve been to Bad Durkheim and went inside that giant barrel. It really WAS a barrel which had held wine for a festival and was kept in place and converted into a restaurant. Barrels are also used as booths and wooden buckets are used as lampshades.

I was very lucky when I went to Nam. I was stationed on an air base. Chu Lai 68-69 1st MAW MAG 12.