Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 21, 2021

Those three friends are at it again; they almost always seem to find trouble, or humor, or both:

A priest, a minister and a rabbi (they’re always friends in small towns) are out in the country together, and they decide to go skinnydipping in a nearby river. As they’re frolicking in the river, a group of nubile young ladies approach the bank. Suddenly the men of the cloth notice they have an audience, so they flee the river. The priest and the minister cover their private parts as they escape, while the rabbi covers his face.

When the trio make it to the far bank, the priest asks the rabbi, “I noticed, when we were fleeing from the young ladies, that, while the minister and I covered our privates, you covered your face. Why was that?”

“Well, I don’t know about you guys,” replies the rabbi, “But in my congregation, it’s my face they’d recognize.”

Great work, McGees.

Yoko Ono should’ve done that when he’s 65…

It’s not often you see an AA battery used to indicate that something is really heavy.

The McGees did not, however, win their medals in the same Olympics. Pamela McGee won in 1984, while Javale won in 2021, both in basketball.

Yoko and all those people truly gave peace a chance.

Something that happened only last month is in the strip. I can’t believe it…or not.

I can’t fly at all.

Well, John seemed to like her. There’s that.

Take care, may Eggo waffle freezer monitor Todd “Hey, What Are These Things Anyway” Breakford be with you, and gesundheit.

Yoko Ono gathered over 2000 people in Central Park and drove them all away in just 3 seconds after she started singing

When I read “the first U.S. mother-son duo”, I thought maybe another country achieved it before. A quick google search reveals that they are the only duo to accomplish this feat.

I wonder how that peace sign would look like for his 80th birthday in 2020 with social distancing place.

I think they actually showed up to beg Yoko to stop singing!!! (The peace sign was a nice afterthought.)

The McGee Gold Medals is unique – but a little misleading as presented: They make you want to believe they both earned gold at the 2021 Japan Olympics.

Next time I run out of AA batteries, I will reach for a moth

The only problem being that it wasn’t his birthday. John Lennon was born on October 9th.

ono yoko absolutely excels at using her dead husband to promote herself…

The larva of the Wood Moth is the Witchetty Grub which you can eat. You can eat them live, by biting them off behind the head. However cooked is a whole lot better. They taste likes nuts.

I never like Yoko Ono but that was a cool thing she did.