Two cannibals were eating a stewed actor together. “It’s delicious,” said the wife. The husband replied “I know you hate my cooking, so stop pretending.”
Interesting. Yet again the Canadian entry lists the province and country, but not the town or city, and the American entry lists the town/city and state but ignores the country. There must be a conspiracy against Canadian town Names… Believe it or Not.
Ernest Hemingway’s brother, Leicester had notorious poor eyesight. He got F. Scott Fitzgerald drunk in Paris and boinked Zelda Gilroy (from “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis”) rather than F. Scott’s wife. Actually, Leicester was one of the few people in Paris at the time who didn’t including Gertrude Stein. When Leicester tried to top himself with a shotgun, he missed. Twice. Believe It or Not!
The owners of Dex, a cat from Willamsport, Pennsylvania, who disappeared for three months and resurfaced 200 miles away in Fort Plain, New York, were quite surprised when they got a four figure Uber bill. Believe It of Not!
The question is not so much how many times Nolan De Leon of Manitoba, Canada, did Turkish Get-Ups with a 70-Pound Kettlebell in an hour but what in the Hell is a Turkish Get-Up much less a 70-Pound Kettlebell? Or why, for that matter, did he do it? Slow day at the office? Nothing good on TV? Dex the cat was a lot cooler, bro.
I often not sure about these lost pets. Notably cats. So many look a like, many identical to the eye. I once was out looking for a lost cat. Two subs over I thought i found him, when after I picked up the cat, some girl and her mother were after me to put their cat down. It did help looked like Morris, but that’s the point. Unless tagged or collared, I that these with grain of salt.
Distant branch of the family were from outside of Williamsport PA. Mountain folk — the game warden allowed them to harvest venison all year around regardless of the season to feed their large family.
Rural roads there are twisty with sudden drops onto cliff edges with the only protection being a large billboard proclaiming: “Prepare to meet your maker!”.
Copy-&-Paste over 2 years ago
Cats got more then nine lives!
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member over 2 years ago
Isn’t it obvious Dex took an Uber to visit friends?
Caldonia over 2 years ago
Two cannibals were eating a stewed actor together. “It’s delicious,” said the wife. The husband replied “I know you hate my cooking, so stop pretending.”
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Where is the Hemingway brother’s raft/nation now after 57 years?
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
I’ll take the cat topic today, but I’ll warn you in advance, it’s a groaner.
A man went to the doctor and told him:.
“Hey doc, every night I see this dream where a bunch of cats are playing football”.
The doctor replied, “hmm, this is weird”.
The man said: “Yeah, what should I do?”.
The doctor answered: “OK, you should skip sleeping tomorrow, and then come back to me”.
The man said: “Oh! tomorrow? I can’t, tomorrow is the final”.
I warned you. Until next time.
Caldonia over 2 years ago
Leicester’s all, How can I seem crazier than my departed brother?
therese_callahan2002 over 2 years ago
Ah, but did he catch a marlin on that raft?
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
Interesting. Yet again the Canadian entry lists the province and country, but not the town or city, and the American entry lists the town/city and state but ignores the country. There must be a conspiracy against Canadian town Names… Believe it or Not.
tremaine53 over 2 years ago
Nothing quite like forming your own island nation, even if it’s only 240 square feet.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
It appears that Ernest missed out on the interesting name.
Take care, may bodybuilder turkey Gobble “I Do Long Distance Running On Thanksgiving” Gobblord be with you, and gesundheit.
boniface22 over 2 years ago
I wonder how many of us Googled Turkish get-up to find out what it is.
moondog42 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is it “Lester” or “Lie Chester”….?
Detroit Dan over 2 years ago
For those not familiar (like me), this is a Turkish Get Up…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgd8n917Zv0
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ernest Hemingway’s brother, Leicester had notorious poor eyesight. He got F. Scott Fitzgerald drunk in Paris and boinked Zelda Gilroy (from “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis”) rather than F. Scott’s wife. Actually, Leicester was one of the few people in Paris at the time who didn’t including Gertrude Stein. When Leicester tried to top himself with a shotgun, he missed. Twice. Believe It or Not!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
The owners of Dex, a cat from Willamsport, Pennsylvania, who disappeared for three months and resurfaced 200 miles away in Fort Plain, New York, were quite surprised when they got a four figure Uber bill. Believe It of Not!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
The question is not so much how many times Nolan De Leon of Manitoba, Canada, did Turkish Get-Ups with a 70-Pound Kettlebell in an hour but what in the Hell is a Turkish Get-Up much less a 70-Pound Kettlebell? Or why, for that matter, did he do it? Slow day at the office? Nothing good on TV? Dex the cat was a lot cooler, bro.
dv1093 over 2 years ago
What kind of a name is Leicester?
paranormal over 2 years ago
Dex probably took a long nap in the back of a truck…
ebonkobold over 2 years ago
JUST SHUT UP!
yangeldf over 2 years ago
There’s a “Homeward Bound” style movie behind whatever the hell happened to Dex
Malcome1 over 2 years ago
I often not sure about these lost pets. Notably cats. So many look a like, many identical to the eye. I once was out looking for a lost cat. Two subs over I thought i found him, when after I picked up the cat, some girl and her mother were after me to put their cat down. It did help looked like Morris, but that’s the point. Unless tagged or collared, I that these with grain of salt.
Bilan over 2 years ago
The original draft of the book was The Younger Brother and The Sea. It required a lot of rewriting.
Dean over 2 years ago
Distant branch of the family were from outside of Williamsport PA. Mountain folk — the game warden allowed them to harvest venison all year around regardless of the season to feed their large family.
Rural roads there are twisty with sudden drops onto cliff edges with the only protection being a large billboard proclaiming: “Prepare to meet your maker!”.