New Years Eve, and as Steve has mentioned, this is a time to be super cautious.
A Rabbi And A Priest Get Into A Huge Car Accident. After both of them crawl out of their cars, the Rabbi looks at the Priest and says:
“Look at that! Both of our cars are completely demolished, and yet here we are alive and well! This must be a sign from God that we should become good friends!”.
The Priest, looking at the total wreckage of both cars agrees.
The Priest then grabs something from his destroyed car and says: “And look at that, even though everything in my car is destroyed, this bottle of expensive wine is not broken. This is also a sign from God that we should open it now and drink together to celebrate our new friendship!”
The Rabbi agrees.
The Priest than hands the wine bottle to the Rabbi and he takes a few big chugs from it. He than hands it back to the Priest.
The Priest immediately puts the bottle cap on and hands it back to the Rabbi.
The Rabbi, confused, asks “Aren’t you going to drink some?”
The Priest then says “You know… I think I’ll wait for the police to arrive!”
Happy New Year, and if you must drive tonight, drive sober, and beware of everyone else on the road.
Thanks to all for all the jokes and for the fellowship of O.F.W.T.J.
New Years Eve, and as Steve has mentioned, this is a time to be super cautious.
A Rabbi And A Priest Get Into A Huge Car Accident. After both of them crawl out of their cars, the Rabbi looks at the Priest and says:
“Look at that! Both of our cars are completely demolished, and yet here we are alive and well! This must be a sign from God that we should become good friends!”.
The Priest, looking at the total wreckage of both cars agrees.
The Priest then grabs something from his destroyed car and says: “And look at that, even though everything in my car is destroyed, this bottle of expensive wine is not broken. This is also a sign from God that we should open it now and drink together to celebrate our new friendship!”
The Rabbi agrees.
The Priest than hands the wine bottle to the Rabbi and he takes a few big chugs from it. He than hands it back to the Priest.
The Priest immediately puts the bottle cap on and hands it back to the Rabbi.
The Rabbi, confused, asks “Aren’t you going to drink some?”
The Priest then says “You know… I think I’ll wait for the police to arrive!”
Happy New Year, and if you must drive tonight, drive sober, and beware of everyone else on the road.
Thanks to all for all the jokes and for the fellowship of O.F.W.T.J.
Until next time.