Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 15, 2022

First glance at that guy doing push-ups and I thought the believe it or not story was going to say “he was born with porky-pine spikes in his back.”

Well, here’s my attempt to amuse for tonight.

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM, there’s a knock at the personnel manager’s door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she’s incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.

At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, “I’m sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”

Until next time.

In one year, you’d have done 73,000 push-ups. Imagine that accomplished feat.

Let me guess, it’s a painting of “Tiny Ants”

awhy did he stop?

Prince Edward Island has more to offer than that, not the least of which is Anne of Green Gables who once flagged several speeding horses.

Take care, may fake news enthusiast Rudy “Yes I Know Better But I’m Talking To The Ones Who Don’t” Gullianord be with you, and gesundheit.

I wonder if Danny did a full push-up or a half like some people do.

Okay, RBION, is it wood, or is it canvas. There is no such thing as wooden canvas.

Does anyone else think that Danny McDonald is a bit crazy?

That sea lion story was on my tv news here in Ohio.

Good artwork, but I’d be afraid of burning my retinas

Do they really expect us to believe that?

Does Michael realize that he could’ve made the same art with a soldering iron a whole lot faster?

Must be the Canadian Medicare keeping old McDonald in such great shape. O Canada! Terre de nos aïeux,Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!Car ton bras sait porter l’épée,Il sait porter la croix!

You can see Michael creating some of the sun artwork on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVWdR3H6B-E&t=35s

For more information about him and his art, here is his official site: https://www.sunscribessolarprinting.com/

I’m surprised that someone didn’t run over or shoot that seal.