A panda walks into a bar and looks around. The bartender greets him enthusiastically, asking “what can I get you?”. The panda approaches the bar and orders a small meal. The meal arrives and the panda eats all of it. Once finished, the bartender asks him how the food was. To his surprise, the panda pulls out a revolver and shoots the bartender.
The panda gets up and starts walking out the door. The bartender gets up, and yells “hey, what the heck?!”. The panda pauses and says “look it up”.
Months pass and the bartender’s recovery goes well. One day he remembers the Panda’s words and grabs a dictionary. . In it he finds the following : “Panda: eats shoots and leaves”
Punctuation can be a real bear, eh? (I’m practicing my Canadian)
A panda walks into a bar and looks around. The bartender greets him enthusiastically, asking “what can I get you?”. The panda approaches the bar and orders a small meal. The meal arrives and the panda eats all of it. Once finished, the bartender asks him how the food was. To his surprise, the panda pulls out a revolver and shoots the bartender.
The panda gets up and starts walking out the door. The bartender gets up, and yells “hey, what the heck?!”. The panda pauses and says “look it up”.
Months pass and the bartender’s recovery goes well. One day he remembers the Panda’s words and grabs a dictionary. . In it he finds the following : “Panda: eats shoots and leaves”
Punctuation can be a real bear, eh? (I’m practicing my Canadian)
Until next time.