Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 18, 2022

A mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts has been discovered in EgyptArchaeologists and historians believe it must be Pharoah Rocher.

Until next time.

Stuckie got stuck in the hollow trunk 28’ in the air? Did Stuckie not see the tree as he was flying by?

Suckie’s owner(s) must’ve been really worried sick for forty years.

Guess it wasn’t Timmy stuck in the well this time – Instead it was Stuckie stuck.

Poor pup .

A panda walks into a bar and looks around. The bartender greets him enthusiastically, asking “what can I get you?”. The panda approaches the bar and orders a small meal. The meal arrives and the panda eats all of it. Once finished, the bartender asks him how the food was. To his surprise, the panda pulls out a revolver and shoots the bartender.

The panda gets up and starts walking out the door. The bartender gets up, and yells “hey, what the heck?!”. The panda pauses and says “look it up”.

Months pass and the bartender’s recovery goes well. One day he remembers the Panda’s words and grabs a dictionary. . In it he finds the following : “Panda: eats shoots and leaves”

Punctuation can be a real bear, eh? (I’m practicing my Canadian)

Until next time.

I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman.

I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.

And finally

Did you hear about the Russian coyote that got his leg caught in a trap?

He chewed 3 legs off and was still trapped.

Until next time.

Odd night.

I could have done without reading about the dog.

Male Pandas ain’t got nothing on NY subway riders. Just sayin’

Isn’t Stuckie some kind of roadside attraction now?

that’s how i mark my territory too

i would definitely let the bears stay and give them treats

I love the new information RBION provides us with now and then. I now understand that my Uncle Charlie was obviously part panda.

Take care, may prolific tree climber Stephen “Their Bark Is Worse Than Their Bite” Gafford be with you, and gesundheit.

Are we sure that isn’t a frat boy in a panda costume?

The Stuckie dog story makes me sad.

Todays RBION is brought to you by the letter U (sound it out – Loud!)

Panda bears living in San Francisco…who knew? Oh wait, that would be Pelosi’s constituents doing their best…

Call me a wuss but I really didn’t need to read that, poor Stuckie

Someone give that dog a cask of amontillado.

Did no one hear poor Stuckie barking? That’s horrible.

Bears are still better than a nest of rattlesnakes under your house;which I u nderstand is common enough that people open “removal services” specifically for that

Poor Stuckie the dog! What a terrible way to die. It makes me think of those people who try to burgle some building, some place no one is going to be coming back to for a time, and the would-be burglar idiotically tries to get down a chimney or a vent, gets hopelessly stuck in there, and dies slowly in those constricting confines. That’s awful but I feel less sympathy for them than for Stuckie…

Shouldn’t that bear and her cubs be in Chicago?!?

They are marking that way because they can!