Last Halloween, I went to a costume party. I spot a guy dressed in a monkey costume with a jar of peanut butter in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other.
I asked him what he was dressed as, and he replied, “Me? I am a Reese’s Monkey.”
Yes, a pun, sometimes referred to here as a groaner but just a little one.
Ernesto, the church gardener, would like to give his job to his friend Kamal, who is unemployed, but he knows that the priest is very strict on one point: All the staff must be Catholic.
Unfortunately, Kamal is not Catholic. So Ernesto has an idea:“Kamal, let’s say you converted several years ago to the Catholic religion.”
“That’s nice, but I don’t know anything about the Catholic religion”, says Kamal.
“Don’t worry, to verify that an employee is Catholic, the priest always asks the same questions. Since I’ve thought of everything, I’ll mark the answers on the lawnmower, so you can just read them!”
Kamal is hired. On the first day, while he was mowing the lawn, the priest approached him:
“Are you the new gardener? Are you Catholic?”
“Yes sir, I converted.”
“Do you know what the mother of Jesus was called?”
Kamal leans over the mower and says: “Mary.”
“And the father of Jesus?”
Kamal looks back at the mower and says: “Joseph.”
“Could you give me the names of the two thieves who were on either side of Jesus on the cross?”
Kamal leans back on the lawnmower, raises his head with a big smile and says: “Black and Decker!”
I still have a hard time thinking of peanut butter as candy or dessert. Peanut anything. And I actually like peanuts and their butter. But as dessert? What twisted mind came up with that? I mean, broccoli pieces would make more sense. Or even Neil Diamond’s chicken ripple ice cream.
…and while we’re talking about the cups, the “peanut butter” cups have been incorrectly named from day one. They are chocolate “cups” filled with peanut butter!!!
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
so who was the youngest president of France to date?
jmolay161 almost 2 years ago
But Reese’s does have some really delicious and huge chocolate-peanut butter bars and chocolate-peanut crunch bars.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 2 years ago
“You know it doesn’t bother me at all
That you’re only eighteen years old” ..
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 2 years ago
Last Halloween, I went to a costume party. I spot a guy dressed in a monkey costume with a jar of peanut butter in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other.
I asked him what he was dressed as, and he replied, “Me? I am a Reese’s Monkey.”
Yes, a pun, sometimes referred to here as a groaner but just a little one.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 2 years ago
Ernesto, the church gardener, would like to give his job to his friend Kamal, who is unemployed, but he knows that the priest is very strict on one point: All the staff must be Catholic.
Unfortunately, Kamal is not Catholic. So Ernesto has an idea:“Kamal, let’s say you converted several years ago to the Catholic religion.”
“That’s nice, but I don’t know anything about the Catholic religion”, says Kamal.
“Don’t worry, to verify that an employee is Catholic, the priest always asks the same questions. Since I’ve thought of everything, I’ll mark the answers on the lawnmower, so you can just read them!”
Kamal is hired. On the first day, while he was mowing the lawn, the priest approached him:
“Are you the new gardener? Are you Catholic?”
“Yes sir, I converted.”
“Do you know what the mother of Jesus was called?”
Kamal leans over the mower and says: “Mary.”
“And the father of Jesus?”
Kamal looks back at the mower and says: “Joseph.”
“Could you give me the names of the two thieves who were on either side of Jesus on the cross?”
Kamal leans back on the lawnmower, raises his head with a big smile and says: “Black and Decker!”
therese_callahan2002 almost 2 years ago
Try convincing E. T.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
That explains French kissing.
Take care, may relentless French fry researcher Pierre “This Is A Great Mystery” Le Maladroitord be with you, and gesundheit.
khmo almost 2 years ago
I wonder if France has a maximum age? We surely needed one.
scpandich almost 2 years ago
“There are around 800 species of eels…”
And the English have a recipe for each and every one of them.
zodal almost 2 years ago
Then solve the mystery how do they put the caramel inside the caramilk bar.
tremaine53 almost 2 years ago
No chocolate?!? Isn’t that a crime, or something?!?
mindjob almost 2 years ago
When peeling the skin off a cooked eel, I feel like an over-enthusiastic rabbi
ekke almost 2 years ago
I still have a hard time thinking of peanut butter as candy or dessert. Peanut anything. And I actually like peanuts and their butter. But as dessert? What twisted mind came up with that? I mean, broccoli pieces would make more sense. Or even Neil Diamond’s chicken ripple ice cream.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I don’t care for chocolate, so it doesn’t surprise me that Reeses Pieces doesn’t have any. No wonder I like them.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nobody wears braces like that anymore.
Sneaker almost 2 years ago
It says the Pieces,nothing mentions the cups!!!!
marc rossi Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…and while we’re talking about the cups, the “peanut butter” cups have been incorrectly named from day one. They are chocolate “cups” filled with peanut butter!!!