Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 10, 2023

Man the bond bad guys are bad shots.

Out of those four thousand six hundred sixty-two times, how many of them were shot at Sean Connery?

So all the Bond Villains, and would-be assassins later got gainful employment as marksman trainers for Storm Troopers?

Or were they the pre-clone predecessors?

I am so proud to say that I have never seen a James Bond movie

Well no wonder they went through so many different actors to play Bond! And would’ve been a lot more if Alec Baldwin had been one of the bad guys shooting at Bond…

My favorite Bond bad guy was Jaws.

About that Henry the 8th era pendant, you tend to morbidly wonder if it once graced the neck of one of his beheaded wives.

Speaking of bombings in England, my one niece, by coincidence, happened to arrive in London from the US on July 7, 2005—-the day of the massive London subway bombings.

Yes but did he ever find his keys? No-oooo.

Take care, may proud firearm enthusiast Hank “Guns Don’t Kill People It’s People That Kill People With Bullets So There” Oedipusord be with you, and gesundheit.

I wonder what happened to the pendant.

Impressive find on the metal detecting. In the 10 years I’ve had my metal detector, I’ve only found enough loose change to almost pay the $300 that the device cost.

It’s still a good excuse for an early morning walk along the beach when camping though, so no complaints

And the last Bond movie – the Uber-woke “No time to die” featured something worse than a gun shot. Wish it would’ve happened at the start of the movie.

None of the Bond bad guys ever held their guns sideways. Just sayin’

Surprise! The Bond movies were fiction, not reality!

The package story actually amuses me more than any other GC comic I’ve read today.

I hope I die before my life is so meaningless that I’m reduced to counting gunshots in Bond movies to spend my day. Also, why did this person stop counting gunshots at 4,662? They state there were MORE than that number, so why weren’t those gunshots counted too??

Elliott Ness has Bond beat by at least 1,000 shots