Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 04, 2024

At 73, I’ve never lost a sock in my life. Maybe I’m a one off (about the sock, not everything else LOL)

Wow! I wonder how big their sperm is.

The sock problem goes away when you buy all the same color, size and brand of socks. You don’t need to worry about matching socks. They all match.

If May 9 is National Lost Sock Memorial Day, then May 10 must be the day people find those other missing socks.

There’s a laundromat in my neighborhood called The Found Sock.

The Millennium Falcon is flying backwards!

Why potatoes? Couldn’t they just used rocks since that’s what asteroids basically are?

I bid farewell to the missing sock in my drawers years ago…

I’ve got one, the other 1/2 of the pair was worn out.

When my socks go in the hamper I always pin them together with a large safety pin. (a box of 50 for about a buck). I haven’t lost a sock in decades.

Or do what I do. From April to December socks.

I wait for a month – if the lost sock doesn’t show up, it gets tossed in the garbage.

Unmatched socks make great dust cloths, and are useful to unfog the inside of your car windshield.

Wow – thank you for this tip on The Empire Strikes Back, Episode V of the original Star Wars Trilogy!!

May the Spud be with you!!!

That would explain why there is not leather made of whale skin.

“Do stars have asteroids?” asked Gomer Pile.

“Sock it to me” Judy Carne, where are you now? RIP

Coming up in the next RBION: How they mow long sea grass.