I don’t really want to be too pedantic, here, but don’t most animals walk or run by lifting two feet at a time… Some on the same side, like giraffes and camels, and the rest diagonally opposite feet? Fast animals, like some members of the wild cat family, regularly have all four feet off the ground, as they seemingly fly…
And in 2024 a villain sold golden shoes… or at least the concept of a promise for golden shoes. I haven’t seen anyone wearing them yet. But I don’t go to kkk or turmp rallies.
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.
The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”
Bilan 12 days ago
It took Nike 22 years to come up with the idea for those shoes?
The Duke 11 days ago
That breakdancer must have had a soft head.
Pickled Pete 11 days ago
He reports to dispatch, “Suspect spotted engaging in high-profile break-dancing in the main square.”
New dispatch responds, “Copy that” … instead of the usual 10-4.
Somewhat confused, the Cop says, “I’ve had a couple lessons but I’m no way as good as him, sir.”
A Common 'tator 11 days ago
I don’t really want to be too pedantic, here, but don’t most animals walk or run by lifting two feet at a time… Some on the same side, like giraffes and camels, and the rest diagonally opposite feet? Fast animals, like some members of the wild cat family, regularly have all four feet off the ground, as they seemingly fly…
bpscg 11 days ago
Nike came up with an idea for a shoe. Wow, that’s unbelievable…
Gent 11 days ago
Obveeously it evolve shovel snout in the desert eh.
Wavey 11 days ago
Looks like influencing for Nike. Too bad.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 days ago
I always thought the Green Goblin was a term for IRS agents because they gobbled up our greenbacks.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 days ago
That Danish breakdance’s morphing into Zippy the Pinhead!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 11 days ago
Time for that (leapin’) lizard to buy sandals!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 days ago
We need a Green Goblin shoe like we need Trump in the White House
oish 11 days ago
I thought the cone heads were from France
jessebob42 11 days ago
And in 2024 a villain sold golden shoes… or at least the concept of a promise for golden shoes. I haven’t seen anyone wearing them yet. But I don’t go to kkk or turmp rallies.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 days ago
I do that very same thing on lava.
Pickled Pete 11 days ago
On this day in History
Nov. 14, 2018
UK Prime Minister Theresa May’s cabinet approves draft plan for country’s exit from the European Union. (Brexit)Pickled Pete 11 days ago
That One Soldier:
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.
The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”