As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.
The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”
Leroy about 8 hours ago
Oh I disagree. You’re not going to recognize anyone without your eyes.
The Duke about 8 hours ago
And I would have picked Bill Gates as a Pepsi man.
Pickled Pete about 7 hours ago
That One Soldier:
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.
The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”
sergioandrade Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Westfield, NJ, hometown of Charles Addams has an Addams family mural by one of their railroad arches.
Gent about 4 hours ago
So all them womens who removes eyebrow is never get detect by facial recognition eh.
Gent about 4 hours ago
The rich n wealthy will gets away with anytheengs.
posse1 Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Wouldn’t the eyebrow thing be confusing since some women just draw them on?
Fuz about 2 hours ago
And I wonder why people hate billionaires…
RLG Premium Member about 2 hours ago
The chef then bought a Mac.
IKnowIt! Premium Member about 2 hours ago
When you’re rich and stupid, you can do that and you can donate 50 million to an empty-headed political candidate for president! What a moron!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 hours ago
I respect the low brow more than the high brow, as the high brow are often drawn on or some other artificial means.
kvnkoehler about 1 hour ago
The local Burger King ran out of the buns on the first day. The Wednesday Whopper was basically a normal Whopper.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 hour ago
“Chartering” a Michelin restaurant wasn’t as expensive as wasting $50 million on the Kamala derailment.