Timmy had been dating Joyce for almost 2 months and decided to tell his parents on Thanksgiving break.
When he tells his dad, he asks him “Wait a moment, is this Joyce, Susan’s girl?"
Timmy replied: “Yeah, Susan Thompson, that’s her mom, do you know her?”
His dad said after a deep sigh: “Well son, I’m afraid you can’t date her. See when I was younger I got around, if you know what I mean, and I was with Joyce’s mom around 9 months prior to her birth, so she most likely is your sister.”
Timmy was the very upset to hear this from his dad, and his mom noticed this. She asked what was going on and after much perseverance Timmy finally told her about this father’s tryst.
“Don’t let that bother, honey," she whispered in confidence, “He’s actually not your real dad!”
True story: My father was from the old country. He was born in 1900 and came to the USA in 1914. He often had a hard time making sense of English sayings and he particularly wasn’t able to make sense of the word “Thanksgiving”. Thanks to who? Thanks for what? So he decided to coin his own word – “TurkeysGiving”. And that’s what he called the holiday all his life.
Calvin for President ! about 8 hours ago
Happy Turkey Murder Day !
Leroy about 8 hours ago
…which is really meta if you had the poop tattoo!
Bilan about 7 hours ago
If you have a colored tattoo, do you get colored (#2)?
Pickled Pete about 7 hours ago
Timmy had been dating Joyce for almost 2 months and decided to tell his parents on Thanksgiving break.
When he tells his dad, he asks him “Wait a moment, is this Joyce, Susan’s girl?"
Timmy replied: “Yeah, Susan Thompson, that’s her mom, do you know her?”
His dad said after a deep sigh: “Well son, I’m afraid you can’t date her. See when I was younger I got around, if you know what I mean, and I was with Joyce’s mom around 9 months prior to her birth, so she most likely is your sister.”
Timmy was the very upset to hear this from his dad, and his mom noticed this. She asked what was going on and after much perseverance Timmy finally told her about this father’s tryst.
“Don’t let that bother, honey," she whispered in confidence, “He’s actually not your real dad!”Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Ripley is confusing “tolerance” with addiction.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 hour ago
Mr. Cassavitis we’re thinking of you. Sing us a song before dawn breaks.
DATo 34 minutes ago
True story: My father was from the old country. He was born in 1900 and came to the USA in 1914. He often had a hard time making sense of English sayings and he particularly wasn’t able to make sense of the word “Thanksgiving”. Thanks to who? Thanks for what? So he decided to coin his own word – “TurkeysGiving”. And that’s what he called the holiday all his life.
Jeffin Premium Member 27 minutes ago
Poopink?
goboboyd 17 minutes ago
Well, it was the thought that got you the tat. Now it will have gone full circle.