Timmy had been dating Joyce for almost 2 months and decided to tell his parents on Thanksgiving break.
When he tells his dad, he asks him “Wait a moment, is this Joyce, Susan’s girl?"
Timmy replied: “Yeah, Susan Thompson, that’s her mom, do you know her?”
His dad said after a deep sigh: “Well son, I’m afraid you can’t date her. See when I was younger I got around, if you know what I mean, and I was with Joyce’s mom around 9 months prior to her birth, so she most likely is your sister.”
Timmy was the very upset to hear this from his dad, and his mom noticed this. She asked what was going on and after much perseverance Timmy finally told her about this father’s tryst.
“Don’t let that bother, honey," she whispered in confidence, “He’s actually not your real dad!”
Calvin for President ! about 5 hours ago
Happy Turkey Murder Day !
Leroy about 5 hours ago
…which is really meta if you had the poop tattoo!
Bilan about 4 hours ago
If you have a colored tattoo, do you get colored (#2)?
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
Timmy had been dating Joyce for almost 2 months and decided to tell his parents on Thanksgiving break.
When he tells his dad, he asks him “Wait a moment, is this Joyce, Susan’s girl?"
Timmy replied: “Yeah, Susan Thompson, that’s her mom, do you know her?”
His dad said after a deep sigh: “Well son, I’m afraid you can’t date her. See when I was younger I got around, if you know what I mean, and I was with Joyce’s mom around 9 months prior to her birth, so she most likely is your sister.”
Timmy was the very upset to hear this from his dad, and his mom noticed this. She asked what was going on and after much perseverance Timmy finally told her about this father’s tryst.
“Don’t let that bother, honey," she whispered in confidence, “He’s actually not your real dad!”