Penguin was probably sent off course by all the military signals and frequencies that plow through the Earth and the oceans. Sea life is dying all over the planet because of military activity. What a tragedy.
John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north…
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door, if they could spend the night.
“I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed.” she explained. “And I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”
“Don’t worry.” John said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, “Keith, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”
“Yes, I do.” said Keith.
“Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”
“Well, um, yes!” Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found out, “I have to admit that I did.”
“And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?”
Keith’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”
poppacapsmokeblower 2 days ago
That man was glad to get that off his chest, and lungs.
e.groves 2 days ago
What happened to the man with heart failure?
DarkHorseSki 2 days ago
This is very gross (looking up the lung clot as there are pictures online.)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 days ago
There is such a thing as a “Macaroni Penguin”
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 days ago
Who will rescue the damsel fish in distress is the $64 question?
desertinutah1951 2 days ago
Penguin was probably sent off course by all the military signals and frequencies that plow through the Earth and the oceans. Sea life is dying all over the planet because of military activity. What a tragedy.
yangeldf 2 days ago
I think the clot thing has happened at least 2 or 3 times, because I’ve seen pictures of them before 2018
mindjob 2 days ago
too gross for comments today
oakie9531 2 days ago
no joke – i coughed up and spit out my tonsils years ago
Pickled Pete about 2 hours ago
John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north…
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door, if they could spend the night.
“I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed.” she explained. “And I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”
“Don’t worry.” John said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, “Keith, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”
“Yes, I do.” said Keith.
“Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”
“Well, um, yes!” Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found out, “I have to admit that I did.”
“And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?”
Keith’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”
“Well, she just died and left me everything.”
scpandich 27 minutes ago
I think my heart would have failed if I coughed up something like that.