On day six of the Creation, God announced to his archangel underlings, “Today we’re creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife.”
“Sir,” interjected an archangel, “aren’t you being overly generous to these Canadians?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll balance it out”, said God. “Wait ‘till you see the neighbours I’m giving them!”
On day six of the Creation, God announced to his archangel underlings, “Today we’re creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife.”
“Sir,” interjected an archangel, “aren’t you being overly generous to these Canadians?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll balance it out”, said God. “Wait ‘till you see the neighbours I’m giving them!”