On day six of the Creation, God announced to his archangel underlings, “Today we’re creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife.”
“Sir,” interjected an archangel, “aren’t you being overly generous to these Canadians?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll balance it out”, said God. “Wait ‘till you see the neighbours I’m giving them!”
Philippe Petit is a French highwire artist who gained fame for his unauthorized highwire walks between the towers of Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris in 1971 and of Sydney Harbour Bridge in 1973, as well as between the Twin Towers of the World Trade Centre in New York City in August 1974. Still very much alive, 75 years old. Four films dedicated to his life-story.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 6 hours ago
And the college administrators split their unexpected bonus amongst themselves
Pickled Pete about 6 hours ago
On day six of the Creation, God announced to his archangel underlings, “Today we’re creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife.”
“Sir,” interjected an archangel, “aren’t you being overly generous to these Canadians?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll balance it out”, said God. “Wait ‘till you see the neighbours I’m giving them!”
boniface22 about 4 hours ago
They used to be The Jackson Five until gravity claimed two of them.
A Common 'tator about 2 hours ago
Philippe Petit is a French highwire artist who gained fame for his unauthorized highwire walks between the towers of Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris in 1971 and of Sydney Harbour Bridge in 1973, as well as between the Twin Towers of the World Trade Centre in New York City in August 1974. Still very much alive, 75 years old. Four films dedicated to his life-story.