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(( Just might have been a curved-knife fork… Who knows? ))
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Three Canadians are on an expedition in the Amazon
They are captured by a tribe of natives. The chief says to them, “You must die for intruding our land. But it is our custom to allow you to choose your own death.”
After some time, the French Canadian says, “My great grandfather died by sword while fighting for Quebec, I shall do the same to honor him.”
He takes a sword and impales himself. The natives take him away, skin him, and turn him into a canoe.
The English Canadian says, “My father gave me his pistol on his deathbed. I shall shoot myself in honor of him.”
He takes the gun and shoots himself. The natives take him away, skin him, and turn him into a canoe.
Awhile later, the Newfoundlander asks for a fork. Confused they give him a fork and he starts stabbing himself all over.
Do they really swallow them? I know they extend down there quite a ways (those who are not using plastic-rubber sectioned telescopic trick “swords” we used to have as kids).
The way to learn how to swallow swords is to start small, for example a pen knife (just don’t drop it), then work your way up until you can swallow His lies.
I have a couple of sporks that have a spoon at one end of the handle, a fork at the other end, and some serrations along one edge of the fork that would supposedly let you cut bread with it. The fork and spoon parts work if you don’t have anything better
Researchers for the Western Australian Main Roads Department…
….found over 200 dead ravens and crows on the Great Northern Highway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the birds, and confirmed that it was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts.
However, during the analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the ravens had been killed by trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The MRD then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The O.B quickly concluded that when ravens and crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “Truck”.
Leroy 1 day ago
BION: This lasagna is 2 weeks old!!
BION: I’m eating chicken à la king, but I’m only a cartoonist!!
BION: A Denver omelet contains about as much cholesterol as a person should eat in two days!!
kendavis09 1 day ago
I can’t believe Drew is 50 yrs old. She reminds me of Renee Russo, anybody else see that?
Pickled Pete 1 day ago
(( Just might have been a curved-knife fork… Who knows? ))
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Three Canadians are on an expedition in the AmazonThey are captured by a tribe of natives. The chief says to them, “You must die for intruding our land. But it is our custom to allow you to choose your own death.”
After some time, the French Canadian says, “My great grandfather died by sword while fighting for Quebec, I shall do the same to honor him.”
He takes a sword and impales himself. The natives take him away, skin him, and turn him into a canoe.
The English Canadian says, “My father gave me his pistol on his deathbed. I shall shoot myself in honor of him.”
He takes the gun and shoots himself. The natives take him away, skin him, and turn him into a canoe.
Awhile later, the Newfoundlander asks for a fork. Confused they give him a fork and he starts stabbing himself all over.
The natives scream out, “What are you doing?!”
The Newfie replies,
“You’s ain’t turnin me into no canoe!”
Number Slx about 22 hours ago
(1.) Ripley proving the pen is mightier than the sword.
(2.) A fact l find hard to swallow.
(3.) Kieran Castaño is the current artist on ’Ripley’s Believe lt Or Not’. He was going to draw Kate McKinnon but preferred he drew Barry more.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 20 hours ago
Do they really swallow them? I know they extend down there quite a ways (those who are not using plastic-rubber sectioned telescopic trick “swords” we used to have as kids).
wirepunchr about 19 hours ago
The factoid about the last Saturday in February is hard to swallow.
poppacapsmokeblower about 19 hours ago
The way to learn how to swallow swords is to start small, for example a pen knife (just don’t drop it), then work your way up until you can swallow His lies.
Kaputnik about 19 hours ago
So was that called a knork?
I have a couple of sporks that have a spoon at one end of the handle, a fork at the other end, and some serrations along one edge of the fork that would supposedly let you cut bread with it. The fork and spoon parts work if you don’t have anything better
paranormal about 18 hours ago
I hope Robert Ripley didn’t have an itch on his eye…
It's Not Easy Bein' Me about 18 hours ago
SNL alec baldwin murdered Halyna Hutchins!
LAFITZGERALD about 17 hours ago
Great to find out about the noble creator of this strip – amen!!
Bilan about 15 hours ago
The last Saturday of February is World Sword Swallowers Day …
Then they March over to the Emergency Room.
Ron Bauerle about 3 hours ago
How does a fork like that help one-armed people eat?
Pickled Pete about 2 hours ago
Researchers for the Western Australian Main Roads Department…
….found over 200 dead ravens and crows on the Great Northern Highway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the birds, and confirmed that it was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts.However, during the analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the ravens had been killed by trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The MRD then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The O.B quickly concluded that when ravens and crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “Truck”.