Doland J. Tяump❽ @realDolandTrump
8h5 hours ago
Ѕmockin’ in the Вoys’ Яoom
How you doin’ out there? Ya ever seem to have one of those days
Where it just seems like everybody’s gettin’ on your case?
From your lawyer all the way down to your best pornstar?
Well, ya know, I tend to have ’em just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of ’em
Let me tweet you about it:
Sitting in the blue room, thinking it’s a drag
Listening to the lawyer rap, just ain’t my bag
The hotline rings, you know that’s my cue
I’m gonna meet the Russian boys on floor number two!
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Now, Mueller, don’t you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smockin’ ain’t allowed for tools
Checkin’ out the Я.T., makin’ sure the coast is clear
Lookin’ in the stalls, “No, there ain’t nobody here!”
Oh, my buddy Ѵlad, and me and Ҏaul
To get caught would surely be the death of us all
Alt яight!
Oh, put me to work, in the oval office store
Sell out counter and I got bored
Lawyer was lookin’ for me all around
Two hours later, you know where I was found…
One mo’!
Oh, Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Now, Mueller, I am fully aware of the rules
And everybody knows that smockin’ ain’t allowed for tools
(Koda / Lutz)
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Doland J. Tяump❽ @realDolandTrump
8h5 hours ago
Ѕmockin’ in the Вoys’ Яoom
How you doin’ out there? Ya ever seem to have one of those days
Where it just seems like everybody’s gettin’ on your case?
From your lawyer all the way down to your best pornstar?
Well, ya know, I tend to have ’em just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of ’em
Let me tweet you about it:
Sitting in the blue room, thinking it’s a drag
Listening to the lawyer rap, just ain’t my bag
The hotline rings, you know that’s my cue
I’m gonna meet the Russian boys on floor number two!
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Now, Mueller, don’t you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smockin’ ain’t allowed for tools
Checkin’ out the Я.T., makin’ sure the coast is clear
Lookin’ in the stalls, “No, there ain’t nobody here!”
Oh, my buddy Ѵlad, and me and Ҏaul
To get caught would surely be the death of us all
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Now, Mueller, don’t you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smockin’ ain’t allowed for tools
Alt яight!
Oh, put me to work, in the oval office store
Sell out counter and I got bored
Lawyer was lookin’ for me all around
Two hours later, you know where I was found…
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Now, Mueller, don’t you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smockin’ ain’t allowed for tools
One mo’!
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Oh, Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Smockin’ in the boys’ яoom
Now, Mueller, I am fully aware of the rules
And everybody knows that smockin’ ain’t allowed for tools
(Koda / Lutz)