Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for February 06, 2024

Please, No hot Gossip,

Will listen for freezer space! That rodent did say we’re going to have an early spring, right?

Why is corn a good listener?

Because it’s all ears!

My wife often complains that I’m a poor listener.

But the truth is, I’ve a terrible sense of direction.

I always get lost in my thoughts.

Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?

Because they act like they always herd you.

Why are sponges such good listeners?

Because they soak up everything.

Our radio station’s best listeners are at the jail.

They are mostly a captive audience.

Why do electricians listen to news radio when they work?

To keep up with current events.

It’s quite a catharsis.

and not to melt under all that!

Wrong hat. he didn’t come to life

yes, but sometimes it’s worth it. :J

It can be,Rose.

OR, Rose, you could join the Roman Catholic church and go to confession. They have Priests who will listen to your problems….

Punxsutawney Phil is right 37% of the time over the years… not as good as a Magic Eight Ball… sigh…

Interesting … This snowman has eyes, a nose, and a mouth.

But it has NO ears – yet it’s a good listener.

cool dude…pun intended

It is a burden.