Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for March 15, 2024

Probably thought it was junk mail.

Smart, Pasquale.

“YOU’RE… "? Monstrous!

Hasn’t he watched Monsters Inc? They’re doing laughter now!

Now he will have to go to the renewal office, wait hours to be called, and then pay for the renewal, taxes, and everything else!

I solved the monster problem with my grand kids by telling them about the magical powers that all grannies have. Then I told them I had threatened to expel the monsters from earth if they ever even thought about trying to scare my grandchildren. I told them my powers even worked when they were at home or anywhere and that I was meaner and badder than any monster ever.

My closet monster looks like a lint ball

That’s at least one plus for the Postal Service.

It’s in the mail…..

I think that the small error in punctuation was a nice touch; appropriate for Pasquale’s age.

I don’t see an expiration date. That closet monster gets easily scared, haha.

Go check your spam folder.

clever!

Happy Ides of March!

Pasquale is a smart kid.

I can’t believe Pasquale misspelled “your!”

And you call your son a failure, for shame Closet Monster

Pasquale would not have used “you’re” when the correct form is “your”