Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 15, 2010

I don’t know if that clock is alive but I do know it wouldn’t be in a minute.

There is a very convenient window…

Defenestrate that clock.

someone’s about to make time fly…

LOL - This one is really funny!

Well, it *is* Daylight Saving Time all of a sudden…

If I’m late, it’s because I’m dead.

That clock has a lot of bells to be pulling something like that….

Soiled sheets–again.

Great joke, clock. Listen to me laugh hysterically as I smash you to smithereens.

Don’t you hate it when that occurs???

alarming situation

Is this somehow a drug related incident?

A rooster would never do such a cockeyed thing.

Who the heck gets up before 2pm?

One good reason to make time fly.

Now that you got me up early, I’m going to have to find ways to kill time.

Good one, Coyoty.