Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 05, 2015

That is some serious ‘unfriending’.

I wonder if that silly bird will remember he can fly?

Egret should have remembered that rhino are notoriously bad tempered.

Stupid bird should have been doing it’s job; plucking big, juicy ticks off the rhino’s hide.

egregious

“Gah! When did you grow opposable thumbs?! Or fingers, for that matter?!”

How do you hurt a bird by throwing it over a cliff?

c. 1967 someone thew a live turkey from the top level of the atrium in the Stanford Library during finals week. Not a graceful fall.

They’re falling like sacks of wet cement!