Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 11, 2019

That’s a good way to lose a finger… I see only four.

Reminds me of the old Hai Karate! Aftershave commercials.

If they automate the treadmill, he can use both hands.

Is that an illegal chop shop?

That’s why they call it “chop sticks”.

I thought that was a job for brown belts.

So that’s why they’re called chop sticks.

You should hear him play the piano.

Didn’t I see this on an episode of the Science Channel program, “How It’s Made”?

I’m a white belt and pretty sure sure I could handle that…